Quality Fashionable Cotton T-Shirts from T-Shirt Asylum



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      Welcome to the Aslyum!

The inmates have taken over the asylum, and have produced a wide range of cool, funky, and downright insane designs for all you cool, funky, and not neccessarily insane people out there! We all know that the look of a simple designer T-Shirt and jeans oozes coolness whether you're a scruff or a toff, and the latest designs are guaranteed to get your mates and the people you want to impress talking.


So, if you love funky T Shirts, you've staggered over to the right establishment my good fellow. Take a look at our secret stash of tees by navigating through the whole collection to your left.


Shopping for our tees couldn't be simpler! If you're interested in an item of clothing, simply click on its picture for more information and details on how to buy. We're sure you will not find the same quality of t-shirts available at your local high street shops for cheaper prices, and you can buy them without even lifting your arse off your seat (unless your credit card is still in your back pocket!).


So get clicking them categories you slave to fashion, or we'll be sending out the men in white coats to give you some special attention!


All t-shirts are only $13.99 each (thats about £7.00 or €9.50), and we accept all major credit cards via PayPal! Order 3 or more tshirts and the freaks working here will crazily add a free random funny t-shirt to your sweet package!


COMING SOON!!! Take over the asylum and become one of our inmates and design your own t-shirts thru the magic of your own PC computer thing!!!


Click on a T-shirt image to see the shirt in action!

Hangovers T-Shirt

Hangovers T-Shirt

The man up above gives you a thumbs up for kicking ass last night. Kick Ass Hangover Tee


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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Where he at? Where he at? It's peanut butter jelly time! PBJ Time T-Shirt


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Scuba Steve T-Shirt

Scuba Steve T-Shirt

You need to try and study hard because if you want to be in the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart. Scuba Steve T-Shirt


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Weekend Forecast T-Shirt

Weekend Forecast T-Shirt

The forecast is looking pretty good for the weekend, mostly drunk with a chance of horny. That is probably an accurate prediction for your drunk ass. Weekend Forecast T-Shirt


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Callahan Auto Parts T-Shirt

Callahan Auto Parts T-Shirt

Tommy saved a whole town by keeping Callahan Auto Parts open for business. Tommy Boy was a true salesman! Callahan Auto T-Shirt


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Never Go Full Retard T-Shirt

Never Go Full Retard T-Shirt

When playing the role of a mentally handicap everybody knows you never go full retard. Dustin Hoffman, acted retarded, looked retarded... not retarded. A funny tee for one of the most controversial movie scenes of the year. Go Full Retard T-Shirt


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Stop Looking At My Teddies Tee

Stop Looking At My Teddies Tee

My teddies aren't looking at you so stop looking at them! My Teddies T-Shirt


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You Ain't Getting Nun T-Shirt

You Ain't Getting Nun T-Shirt

Ladies, let the guys know that they have no chance in hell or heaven. For all the losers out there... You ain't gettin nun! Getting Nun T-Shirt


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That's What She Said T-Shirt

That's What She Said T-Shirt

I can't stay on top of you 24-7... That's what she said. What She Said T-Shirt


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Ray Finkle Football Camp T-Shirt

Ray Finkle Football Camp T-Shirt

Laces out, Dan! Laces out! It's all Dan Marino's fault that Lois Einhorn, I mean Ray Finkle, missed the most critical field goal in Dolphin history. Learn how to kick a field goal at Ray Finkle Football Camp. Ray Finkle T-Shirt


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Romance Before Fiinance T-Shirt

Romance Before Fiinance T-Shirt

If the guy doesn't have a job, a car, and lives with his mom... he has no chance with you! Cool vintange type text. No Chance T-Shirt


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Little Miss Sunshine T-Shirt

Little Miss Sunshine T-Shirt

Hey, you can't be happy little miss sunshine every day. This tee is perfect for all you ladies who have a bad day every now and then. Little Miss Sunshine T-Shirt


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Shooter McGavin T-Shirt

Shooter McGavin T-Shirt

This is Shooter's Tour! Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say. Shooter McGavin T-Shirt


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Real and Spectacular T-Shirt

Real and Spectacular T-Shirt

No fake boobs here! They're real and they're spectacular. They Are Real T-Shirt


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Sex Panther Cologne Tee

Sex Panther Cologne Tee

60% of the time it works everytime! Get laid more often with Sex Panther cologne by Odeon and stay classy with this Ron Burgundy approved tee. Sex Panther Cologne T-Shirt


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Funky T Shirts :: Store Policies: All sales are final. We do accept an exchange if a size is incorrect or the t-shirt is defective in anyway. Just email us for details on how to exchange (info@deezbrand.com). We do not allow refunds. Please allow 5-7 days to receive your order.