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Scuba Steve T-Shirt

Scuba Steve T-Shirt

You need to try and study hard because if you want to be in the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart. Scuba Steve T-Shirt


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Weekend Forecast T-Shirt

Weekend Forecast T-Shirt

The forecast is looking pretty good for the weekend, mostly drunk with a chance of horny. That is probably an accurate prediction for your drunk ass. Weekend Forecast T-Shirt


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Callahan Auto Parts T-Shirt

Callahan Auto Parts T-Shirt

Tommy saved a whole town by keeping Callahan Auto Parts open for business. Tommy Boy was a true salesman! Callahan Auto T-Shirt


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Never Go Full Retard T-Shirt

Never Go Full Retard T-Shirt

When playing the role of a mentally handicap everybody knows you never go full retard. Dustin Hoffman, acted retarded, looked retarded... not retarded. A funny tee for one of the most controversial movie scenes of the year. Go Full Retard T-Shirt


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Stop Looking At My Teddies Tee

Stop Looking At My Teddies Tee

My teddies aren't looking at you so stop looking at them! My Teddies T-Shirt


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You Ain't Getting Nun T-Shirt

You Ain't Getting Nun T-Shirt

Ladies, let the guys know that they have no chance in hell or heaven. For all the losers out there... You ain't gettin nun! Getting Nun T-Shirt


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That's What She Said T-Shirt

That's What She Said T-Shirt

I can't stay on top of you 24-7... That's what she said. What She Said T-Shirt


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Ray Finkle Football Camp T-Shirt

Ray Finkle Football Camp T-Shirt

Laces out, Dan! Laces out! It's all Dan Marino's fault that Lois Einhorn, I mean Ray Finkle, missed the most critical field goal in Dolphin history. Learn how to kick a field goal at Ray Finkle Football Camp. Ray Finkle T-Shirt


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Little Miss Sunshine T-Shirt

Little Miss Sunshine T-Shirt

Hey, you can't be happy little miss sunshine every day. This tee is perfect for all you ladies who have a bad day every now and then. Little Miss Sunshine T-Shirt


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Shooter McGavin T-Shirt

Shooter McGavin T-Shirt

This is Shooter's Tour! Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say. Shooter McGavin T-Shirt


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Real and Spectacular T-Shirt

Real and Spectacular T-Shirt

No fake boobs here! They're real and they're spectacular. They Are Real T-Shirt


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Sex Panther Cologne Tee

Sex Panther Cologne Tee

60% of the time it works everytime! Get laid more often with Sex Panther cologne by Odeon and stay classy with this Ron Burgundy approved tee. Sex Panther Cologne T-Shirt


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I Recycle Boys

I Recycle Boys

Ladies are players too! Plus, recycling boys is good for the planet. I Recycle Boys T-Shirt


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Chubbs Peterson Tour Pro T-Shirt

Chubbs Peterson Tour Pro T-Shirt

Learn from the tour pro himself, Chubbs Peterson. Chubbs Golf Lessons T-Shirt


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Play A Little Game Called Just The Tip

Play A Little Game Called Just The Tip

When the girls aren't ready to give into temptation and let you get some trim, then you need to educate her on a little game called "Just The Tip." Just The Tip T-Shirt


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