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Peeing Your Pants Is The Coolest

You are not cool, unless you pee your pants. Your kids need to be cool with this t-shirt, because they just arent potty trained yet! Funny tee for KIDS! It is cool to pee your pants!

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Festivus For The Rest of Us

Hilarious mens tee with the 3 rules of Festivus: The Festivus Pole, Airing of Grievences and Feats of Strength. Hilarious holiday tee with the 3 rules of Festivus!

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Frank the Tank

Once the beer hits your lips... It's soooo good! Everyone has a little Frank the Tank in them once they had a little too much to drink. If you like the movie Old School, you must get this tee.

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Techmo Bowl Chamption

Tecmo Bowl started it all. Bo Jackson was unstoppable, Lawrence Taylor was ridiculous and Joe Montana to John Taylor was just plain unfair.Available in mens tee! One of the best football games ever made, you are the champ!

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Who's Your Daddy Tee

Luke didn't know. Princess Leia didn't know. Shit, who knows how many kids Darth has. He probably has more kids than George Forman and Flava Flav put together. Darth Vader had way too many kids. Cool Star Wars tee.

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Vandelay Industries T-Shirt

George Costanza made up his own company on Seinfeld. Join the latex industry and get this tee. Small Text Reads: 'An Import/Export Company' George Costanza's made-up company. Latex importer/exporter.

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Sex Pranks T-Shirt

The Shocker, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone, Dirty Sanchez and many more! This is the dirtiest tshirt ever, but discretely done to be worn in public. All your favorite sex pranks on one tee! Dirty Sanchez and more!

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It's Not A Beer Belly T-Shirt

That's right! And the tank is full baby! Makes a cool gift for fat guys or just some guy with a beer belly! Have tons of fun with this quality t-shirt. It's not a beer belly it's a fuel tank for a sex machine.

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You Know How I Know You're Gay T-Shirt

You Know How I Know You're Gay? 40 Year Old Virgin tshirt.

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Wingman Services T-Shirt

Guys, don't you hate it when you go out with a chick and her ugly friends have to tag along? Fuck that... you gotta help out your buddy by being the Wingman. Wingman Services - We'll bang her fat friends for you!

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Where My Hose At? T-Shirt

Where My Hose At? T-Shirt Cool vintage fireman tee. Where my hose at? Men & women tee.

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NAGGERS South Park Tee

A seven letter word for 'people who annoy you'... NAGGERS! I'm sure that was your first guess as well. NOT! A seven letter word for "people who annoy you"... NAGGERS!

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Me, You & The Shocker T-Shirt

Even if the girls don't read sign language, they will get the idea on this shirt! Lets have a threesome, me... you... and THE SHOCKER! Two in the pink, one in the stink! This must have tshirt is a classic. Shock every lady who reads your shirt. It's the Shocker!

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Team Ramrod T-Shirt

Ramathorn and Farva from the movie Super Troopers, probably the best duo ever. What team are you down with... Team Ramrod! Cool Super Troopers t-shirt! Farva and Ramathorn team up.

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I Am Sofa King We Todd Did T-Shirt

Read it slow! I'm so f*#king retarded?... yes you are! Or at least that is what the people will say OUTLOUD when they are trying to read your tshirt. Punk'd! Read along kiddies! Check the eyechart to test your vision.

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